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Liberal Plan for the Middle East

 
Author: Lance Winslow
 

You know the Liberals from academia are very intellectual folks and they have figured out the perfect way to have peace in the Middle East. Their plan is simple free cookies and milk for all the international terrorists who have been killing innocent people and blowing them up on buses. They also want to give them free aid and other gifts, which the terrorists will convert into cash to buy more ball bearings to put in rocket cones.

The Liberals want to have a Halloween Party for all the international terrorists and this is a perfect plan because we know the international terrorists love to wear masks and high aid in the shadows while they planned to kill innocent women and children and isn't that just special? The Liberals plan for the Middle East is to have peace talks and I assume tea and expensive French wine for all the international terrorists of Hezbollah and Hamas. Isn't that special? What a wonderful plan to appease the international terrorists and to make them our friends by giving them more free stuff? That honor really work.

Of course I like their other plan better be very nice and loving to all the international terrorists and when they misbehave asked them to sit in the corner and count to 10. Isn't that special? It seems the Liberals have a plan for everything including winning the hearts and minds of the Iraqi people and all the international terrorist groups and the nation states, which give them $100 million per year to blow up and kill innocent civilians? Isn't that special? I'm going to be sure to vote for a liberal in the next election because they are so intellectually smarter than everyone else. How did they think of such a smart plan anyway?

 
 
 

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